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Flashman replied

26 April 2016, 22:29
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Yeah kissing your sweetheart but we know where his mind really is...
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greenlake replied

26 April 2016, 22:22
Originally posted by Flashman View Post

Sorry if your having a late night snack.
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Flashman replied

26 April 2016, 22:16
Later that night in Paris...Frenchy threesome

Sorry if your having a late night snack.

Last edited by Flashman; 26 April 2016, 22:20.
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TestMangler replied

26 April 2016, 21:19
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Sorry, did I get it in your eye ?
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Old Greg replied

26 April 2016, 21:07
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

24th June 2016

Will EU love me in the morning?

You say potato, I say Kartoffel, let's call the whole thing off.
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Old Greg replied

26 April 2016, 20:58
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Back to mine. SamCam has got the olive oil. If anyone says anything I will get a super-injunction.

Worth a day ban to post that.....

I hope the mods furnish you with one post haste.
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ZARDOZ replied

26 April 2016, 20:56
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

24th June 2016

Will EU love me in the morning?

Did I tell you I like to shag pigs?
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BrilloPad replied

26 April 2016, 19:06
Back to mine. SamCam has got the olive oil. If anyone says anything I will get a super-injunction.

Worth a day ban to post that.....
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greenlake replied

26 April 2016, 18:41
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

http://a943.phobos.apple.com/us/r100...udmw.aac.p.m4a
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jamesbrown replied

26 April 2016, 16:18
He must be wearing his Eau de Pigtulip.
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DimPrawn replied

26 April 2016, 16:14
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I'll see you at the Oktoberfest dear and don't forget to bring your friends...

Big jugs for skinny girls!
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AtW replied

26 April 2016, 16:13
I'll see you at the Oktoberfest dear and don't forget to bring your friends...
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Mordac replied

26 April 2016, 16:08
I think you're an utter munter, but let's face it I'm going to have to do this anyway...I draw the line at tongues though...
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DimPrawn started a topic Caption competition

26 April 2016, 16:04
Caption competition

24th June 2016

Will EU love me in the morning?
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