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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by Bernard Common
    What a ****** you are
    I wouldn't give him 6 stars at all. 1, at worst 2, when he's in the best mood.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Bernard Common
    What a ****** you are
    Hey AndyW, how's it going? Washed your crusty curtains yet?

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  • Bernard Common
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Would you have full rights over the natives? So all women would have to lose their virginity to Your Lordship at 16. You could reward them with a slice of home-made bread afterwards.
    The men would have to doff their caps and pulll their forelocks.
    Got to put these Northerners in their place, I say ...
    What a ****** you are

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by pickle
    Feck me, you haven't been up there for a while have you. 16 year old virgins?
    Was only trying to be legal ...

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Do you cheat and empty your sachet into a flashy chrome device?
    Perish the thought. I perform all my own kneading. I'm good with my hands you know.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    I can understand that. I bake an irresistable loaf of bread.
    Me too. Although recently I appear to be suffering from baker's droop at the moment. My once fiesty yeast must be getting a little stale.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    I can understand that. I bake an irresistable loaf of bread.

    Do you cheat and empty your sachet into a flashy chrome device?
    Or do you do it the old fashioned way, letting it rise in front of the fire with a tea towel over it?

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Shagging a lord AND getting fresh bread - they wont know they're born!

    You might struggle getting them to wait until they're 16 like
    I can understand that. I bake an irresistable loaf of bread.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Would you have full rights over the natives? So all women would have to lose their virginity to Your Lordship at 16. You could reward them with a slice of home-made bread afterwards.
    The men would have to doff their caps and pulll their forelocks.
    Got to put these Northerners in their place, I say ...

    Shagging a lord AND getting fresh bread - they wont know they're born!

    You might struggle getting them to wait until they're 16 like

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  • pickle
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Would you have full rights over the natives? So all women would have to lose their virginity to Your Lordship at 16. .
    Feck me, you haven't been up there for a while have you. 16 year old virgins?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    It's all the oestrogen in it.

    Anyway, after seeing this article I've decided to stay put in London for five years and then I can sell up and buy a small county somewhere oop north.
    Would you have full rights over the natives? So all women would have to lose their virginity to Your Lordship at 16. You could reward them with a slice of home-made bread afterwards.
    The men would have to doff their caps and pulll their forelocks.
    Got to put these Northerners in their place, I say ...

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  • SallyAnne
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    [QUOTE=pickle][QUOTE=SallyAnne]No!!
    I can get a treble vodka and mixer for £1.25 at my local.

    And I live in central London just to avoid the chav, binge drinking, provincial mingers that tend to pollute the hinterland. But each to their own eh?

    You got me there like - all I can find to say is

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by Bernard Common
    The water tastes like sh1t, it must be all those pollutants. Look what it's done to SAS
    It's all the oestrogen in it.

    Anyway, after seeing this article I've decided to stay put in London for five years and then I can sell up and buy a small county somewhere oop north.

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  • sasguru
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    [QUOTE=pickle][QUOTE=SallyAnne]No!!
    I can get a treble vodka and mixer for £1.25 at my local.

    And I live in central London just to avoid the chav, binge drinking, provincial mingers that tend to pollute the hinterland. But each to their own eh?

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  • pickle
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    [QUOTE=SallyAnne]No!!
    I can get a treble vodka and mixer for £1.25 at my local.
    [QUOTE]

    And I live in central London just to avoid the chav, binge drinking, provincial mingers that tend to pollute the hinterland. But each to their own eh?

    Leave a comment:

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