Originally posted by Bernard Common
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Originally posted by Bernard CommonWhat a ****** you are
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Originally posted by sasguruWould you have full rights over the natives? So all women would have to lose their virginity to Your Lordship at 16. You could reward them with a slice of home-made bread afterwards.
The men would have to doff their caps and pulll their forelocks.
Got to put these Northerners in their place, I say ...
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Originally posted by pickleFeck me, you haven't been up there for a while have you. 16 year old virgins?
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Originally posted by SallyAnneDo you cheat and empty your sachet into a flashy chrome device?
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI can understand that. I bake an irresistable loaf of bread.
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI can understand that. I bake an irresistable loaf of bread.
Do you cheat and empty your sachet into a flashy chrome device?
Or do you do it the old fashioned way, letting it rise in front of the fire with a tea towel over it?
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Originally posted by SallyAnneShagging a lord AND getting fresh bread - they wont know they're born!
You might struggle getting them to wait until they're 16 like
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Originally posted by sasguruWould you have full rights over the natives? So all women would have to lose their virginity to Your Lordship at 16. You could reward them with a slice of home-made bread afterwards.
The men would have to doff their caps and pulll their forelocks.
Got to put these Northerners in their place, I say ...
Shagging a lord AND getting fresh bread - they wont know they're born!
You might struggle getting them to wait until they're 16 like
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Originally posted by sasguruWould you have full rights over the natives? So all women would have to lose their virginity to Your Lordship at 16. .
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxIt's all the oestrogen in it.
Anyway, after seeing this article I've decided to stay put in London for five years and then I can sell up and buy a small county somewhere oop north.
The men would have to doff their caps and pulll their forelocks.
Got to put these Northerners in their place, I say ...
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[QUOTE=pickle][QUOTE=SallyAnne]No!!
I can get a treble vodka and mixer for £1.25 at my local.
And I live in central London just to avoid the chav, binge drinking, provincial mingers that tend to pollute the hinterland. But each to their own eh?
You got me there like - all I can find to say is
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Originally posted by Bernard CommonThe water tastes like sh1t, it must be all those pollutants. Look what it's done to SAS
Anyway, after seeing this article I've decided to stay put in London for five years and then I can sell up and buy a small county somewhere oop north.
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[QUOTE=pickle][QUOTE=SallyAnne]No!!
I can get a treble vodka and mixer for £1.25 at my local.
And I live in central London just to avoid the chav, binge drinking, provincial mingers that tend to pollute the hinterland. But each to their own eh?
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[QUOTE=SallyAnne]No!!
I can get a treble vodka and mixer for £1.25 at my local.
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And I live in central London just to avoid the chav, binge drinking, provincial mingers that tend to pollute the hinterland. But each to their own eh?
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