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FatLazyContractor replied

11 March 2016, 12:51
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

You got pics without that thing on her?
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BrilloPad replied

11 March 2016, 12:42
The original Paul McCartney did not die. He became a replacement for President Tito.
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Bee replied

11 March 2016, 12:40
Originally posted by Bee View Post

Conspiracy theorists, get a life.

It's the same person, look at the hears.

I mean ears.
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OnceStonedRose replied

11 March 2016, 12:08
Originally posted by Bee View Post

... and the plane crashed on your head.

Really?
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Hobosapien replied

11 March 2016, 11:53
This brings back memories. One of my favourite conspiracy theories.

I once read up on the 'Paul is dead' theory and there was one site with loads of pretty convincing analysis about how his face changed over a small period of time, and how some rules dictate how proportions of some aspects of a human face don't alter that much.

I didn't really buy it but some people spend so much effort coming up with 'evidence' they would convince some.

Thinking about it, wouldn't a safer bet be to do voice analysis before and after? Surely someone couldn't mimic his singing voice 100%.
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Bee replied

10 March 2016, 21:12
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

I have a comedy gig needing filled this Friday night in Glasgow. You interested ?

No, I have comedy enough here.
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greenlake replied

10 March 2016, 20:53
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stek replied

10 March 2016, 20:48
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

I have a comedy gig needing filled this Friday night in Glasgow. You interested ?

Glasgow Empire? Gone I think.....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Empire_Theatre
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TestMangler replied

10 March 2016, 20:44
Originally posted by Bee View Post

... and the plane crashed on your head.

I have a comedy gig needing filled this Friday night in Glasgow. You interested ?
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stek replied

10 March 2016, 20:42
Originally posted by Bee View Post

Do you have better arguments?

Yes, frequently, but with more challenging opponents generally.
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Bee replied

10 March 2016, 20:33
Originally posted by stek View Post

There goes another rib..........

Do you have better arguments?
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stek replied

10 March 2016, 20:28
Originally posted by Bee View Post

... and the plane crashed on your head.

There goes another rib..........
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Bee replied

10 March 2016, 20:19
Originally posted by stek View Post

I think this one has gone a bit over your head. A bit like an aeroplane.

... and the plane crashed on your head.
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stek replied

10 March 2016, 20:11
Originally posted by Bee View Post

Jesus Christ!!!!

And the voice, was a vocal cords transplant!!!

Don't make me laugh.

I think this one has gone a bit over your head. A bit like an aeroplane.
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Bee replied

10 March 2016, 20:03
Originally posted by stek View Post

The hears and heyes were transplanted after his death. If you play The Beatles song 'When You Find The Girl Of Your Dreams, In The Arms Of Some Scotsmen From Hull' at 33rpm backwards it sounds EXACTLY like 'Paul is dead and has had his hears and heyes transplanted onto a lookee-likee'

It's irrefutable....

Jesus Christ!!!!

And the voice, was a vocal cords transplant!!!

Don't make me laugh.
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