Travel in a plastic bag to stay pure

[MrMarkyMark]

I do this every day I cross the border to work in England. Don't want to be poluted by non-Welsh nasty air...

I could say that makes you a total dick....but I won't

[psychocandy]

I do this every day I cross the border to work in England. Don't want to be poluted by non-Welsh nasty air...

[NibblyPig]

Hey .. that's my size

Size 4 ladies shoe?

[BrilloPad]

Sounds like a good idea. Should I bring my own? Or pay 5p to the airline for it?

[MrMarkyMark]

Hey .. that's my size

Indeed, hence, why everyone you "employ" to "service" you, insists you wear two, or, sometimes even three.

Luckily, there is quite a lot of stretch to incorporate your, portly, belly.

[FatLazyContractor]

Hey .. that's my size

[SimonMac]

Well, that makes people wearing condoms extremely pure

[FatLazyContractor]

I'm sitting here with an industrial roll of tissues, in my hand, as we speak for

FTFY

[FatLazyContractor]

Well, that makes people wearing condoms extremely pure

[MrMarkyMark]

So the airliner's haul is not enough cover?

The Jewish Press » » ‘Plastic Bag’ Airplane Passenger a Kohen Staying Pure?

I'm sitting here with an industrial roll of clingfilm wrap, in my hand, as we speak

[Eirikur]

An Orthodox Jewish man, wrapped in a plastic bag in his airline seat, apparently did so because he was probably a Kohen who went to extreme lengths to make sure he would not be ritually impure if the plane flew over a Jewish cemetery.

By covering himself in plastic, he established a separation between him and impurities.

So the airliner's aluminum cabin is not enough cover?

The Jewish Press » » ‘Plastic Bag’ Airplane Passenger a Kohen Staying Pure?