Reply to: Irremovable Stains

[original PM]

Sure Chief. Both you chunts do yourselves a favour and ask your respective wives how their last night was in your absence

They said it was like sleeping on a giant bouncy castle

Problem was the blow up tube was to small to be useful.

;-)

[MrMarkyMark]

Sure Chief. Both you chunts do yourselves a favour and ask your respective wives how their last night was in your absence

In your, soggy, dreams, big lad

[FatLazyContractor]

Was thinking exactly the same thing. What a wannabe.

Feeling left out, Fat Boy

Sure Chief. Both you chunts do yourselves a favour and ask your respective wives how their last night was in your absence

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Was thinking exactly the same thing. What a wannabe, in a poor fitting, badly made, Hugo Boss suit.

[MarillionFan]

Feeling left out, Fat Boy

Was thinking exactly the same thing. What a wannabe.

[MrMarkyMark]

Glad to see that you both feckers found a room.

How was the night chunts?

Feeling left out, Fat Boy

[FatLazyContractor]

Glad to see that you both feckers found a room.

How was the night chunts?

[MrMarkyMark]

I preferred Koh Chang, white sand beach (before they got electricity) and Chiang Mai. A nice trip to Baan Tawai on a bike outside the city walls to buy furniture, the cool breeze, makes a change from Bangkok, then back down to Chatuchak for Jewellery, sometimes mixed with a trip to Singapore & then over to Bali & Ubud.


Oh I miss my shops.


Rambutan.

Now, you are talking, spent many days at Koh Chang, the local, "number 1" Kymer "tobacco", was sweet and strong, again, late 80's.
My bungalow cost $1 US a night.

I remember this lovely white beach there, over the other side of the island to "white beach", you are talking about, with nothing on it, including people.....you could do what you liked there.

Happy daze, indeed

Did you visit Pai?

Heading Philippines way this time, Indonesia looked a little hairy, at the mo...

Mango.

Anyway, better leave all this jolly camaraderie right here, it breaks CUK rules and tradition.

I still think you are a complete chunt

[MarillionFan]

Good try, don't try to educate me re. Thailand, I went to school for four years there, in the 70's.

Koh Samui, pah, so last decade, was always Koh Phangan for me, even in the late 80's.

Ping Pong, LOL, old hat, even the old dear went along to see that and the razor blades in 1978.

No intention of using offshore Bobs's, no need, good money is there to engage who we wish.

How's the champers?

Orange.

I preferred Koh Chang, white sand beach (before they got electricity) and Chiang Mai. A nice trip to Baan Tawai on a bike outside the city walls to buy furniture, the cool breeze, makes a change from Bangkok, then back down to Chatuchak for Jewellery, sometimes mixed with a trip to Singapore & then over to Bali & Ubud.


Oh I miss my shops.


Rambutan.

[MrMarkyMark]

You'll be lucky if you can heave your lumbering carcass off the sun lounger at the beach on Koh Samui, let alone onboard a group of top notch Bob's to provide your services for a healthy profit.


Get your self back over to the Dolls house on Soi 11 in Bangkok and say MF sent you, so you can practice your ping pong ;-)


Durian.

Good try, don't try to educate me re. Thailand, I went to school for four years there, in the 70's.

Koh Samui, pah, so last decade, was always Koh Phangan for me, even in the late 80's.

Ping Pong, LOL, old hat, even the old dear went along to see that and the razor blades in 1978.

No intention of using offshore Bobs's, no need, good money is there to engage who we wish.

How's the champers?

Orange.

[MarillionFan]

Please read further down, Sherlock, the true profit, when providing a managed service, certainly won't be in my day rate .

Plum.

You'll be lucky if you can heave your lumbering carcass off the sun lounger at the beach on Koh Samui, let alone onboard a group of top notch Bob's to provide your services for a healthy profit.


Get your self back over to the Dolls house on Soi 11 in Bangkok and say MF sent you, so you can practice your ping pong ;-)


Durian.

[MrMarkyMark]

I would say 600pd makes you very average for a contractor, good for a Joe Blow.


Come back when you're on a minimum of 25k per month and we'll talk again.

Please read further down, Sherlock, the true profit, when providing a managed service, certainly won't be in my day rate .

Plum.

[MarillionFan]

Whats your definition of "top", it's all relative to a point of view.

Personally enjoying the bench at the mo, then off for 2 months holiday in Asia.

Just in the process of sorting something out, for when I get back, at least, 600 PD, have to attend client Co, maybe, 4 times a month.
The contract, concerned, can be done anywhere with an internet connection.
in addition, supplying a few people in, possible factoring available for us at 5%, very profitable mark ups, if it all comes off.

What were you saying, exactly, about "top" contractors, again?

I would say 600pd makes you very average for a contractor, good for a Joe Blow.


Come back when you're on a minimum of 25k per month and we'll talk again.

[MrMarkyMark]

As 'top contractor turned top permie'

Whats your definition of "top", it's all relative to a point of view.

Personally enjoying the bench at the mo, then off for 2 months holiday in Asia.

Just in the process of sorting something out, for when I get back, at least, 600 PD, have to attend client Co, maybe, 4 times a month.
The contract, concerned, can be done anywhere with an internet connection.
in addition, supplying a few people in, possible factoring available for us at 5%, very profitable mark ups, if it all comes off.

What were you saying, exactly, about "top" contractors, again?

[MarillionFan]

Hi Team,

The missus is complaining about, irremovable stains on the bed sheets, I can't imagine how they got there

I know how laundry proud all of you at CUK are, so was just wondering if you had any tips?

Cheers,

MarkyMark.

How very sad. I thought you we're a contractor.


The rest of us just give them away at the end of the day and have new sheets fitted each morning. As 'top contractor turned top permie' mine have gold thread running through them, so I send them to Dave Cameron at the end of the day to fund the NHS.