Originally posted by sasguru
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Previously on "Birds in fast cars"
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I would have been disapointed if there wasn't the old 'contractorUK other side of the story' reply!
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So I sniffed some powerder and overtook him wildly.Originally posted by sasguruJust got my new Noble today and there I was tootling along, as you do, when this Nissan Micra blocked my way. The driver was wearing an anorak and doing around 50 mph in the middle lane of the motorway. All of a sudden he saw me in his mirror and got very agitated, looking down at his lap, and apparently stroking whatever he had down there.
Kate M.
Yours Katey.
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Just got my new Noble today and there I was tootling along, as you do, when this Nissan Micra blocked my way. The driver was wearing an anorak and doing around 50 mph in the middle lane of the motorway. All of a sudden he saw me in his mirror and got very agitated, looking down at his lap, and apparently stroking whatever he had down there.Originally posted by gingerjediSeeing as my last post proved popular here's another.
Birds in fast cars, right or wrong?
I ask cos this morning a women pulled up behind me in a black 'Noble M12 GTO' ... it made my willy shrink!
Kate M.
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Hmmm, it was raining so I didnt get a good look.
I like girls in old classics like an E-type or an Alfa Spyder but a Noble? that's a mans car.
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Sure it wasn't some Thai Ladyboy sitting in there ?(seems to be the hot topic on these boards at the moment...)
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Birds in fast cars
Seeing as my last post proved popular here's another.
Birds in fast cars, right or wrong?
I ask cos this morning a women pulled up behind me in a black 'Noble M12 GTO' ... it made my willy shrink!Tags: None
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