Office lonliness

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bobhope replied

19 October 2006, 06:24
Originally posted by hattra

My lot have just asked ME to do the Money Laundering and Fraud courses

Thought I might learn something useful for a change - unfortunately it was all about preventing it

The permies are doing the "Cultural Awareness" course - aka "how to be nice to the guy who's taking your job"

Yes, I had to do one of the AML online course (1/2 hour). Didn't learn anything, but got 100% anyway on the test - all the answers seemed to be "report/contact the compliance officer"
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hattra replied

18 October 2006, 20:24
Originally posted by VectraMan

Bugger.

No thank you
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VectraMan replied

18 October 2006, 19:59
Originally posted by Francko

You could have spent this time learning how to spell "loneliness".

Bugger.
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Francko replied

18 October 2006, 18:37
Originally posted by VectraMan

I'm sat here by myself as all the permies are having to do "ethics training".

You could have spent this time learning how to spell "loneliness".
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hattra replied

18 October 2006, 18:31
My lot have just asked ME to do the Money Laundering and Fraud courses

Thought I might learn something useful for a change - unfortunately it was all about preventing it

The permies are doing the "Cultural Awareness" course - aka "how to be nice to the guy who's taking your job"
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Joe Black replied

18 October 2006, 18:14
c) ask what their margin is
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VectraMan replied

18 October 2006, 13:12
Ethics, though I wouldn't be suprised if the ethnics course is coming soon.

They've already done a ethics test - i.e. "Somebody offers you money for company secrets. Do you a) Accept, b) Decline and report it." Everybody passed.

It's great being in a position to laugh at HR bulltulip without being affected by it.
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Paddy replied

18 October 2006, 13:06
Originally posted by DimPrawn

Ethics or ethnics?

Both. Ethnic ethics.
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AlfredJPruffock replied

18 October 2006, 13:06
Originally posted by VectraMan

I'm sat here by myself as all the permies are having to do "ethics training".

I trust that left unsupervised you will not be tempted to post on this site.

That would be unethical.
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DimPrawn replied

18 October 2006, 13:05
Ethics or ethnics?
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VectraMan started a topic Office lonliness

18 October 2006, 13:02
Office lonliness

I'm sat here by myself as all the permies are having to do "ethics training".

Last edited by VectraMan; 18 October 2006, 19:58.
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