Office lonliness

[bobhope]

My lot have just asked ME to do the Money Laundering and Fraud courses

Thought I might learn something useful for a change - unfortunately it was all about preventing it

The permies are doing the "Cultural Awareness" course - aka "how to be nice to the guy who's taking your job"

Yes, I had to do one of the AML online course (1/2 hour). Didn't learn anything, but got 100% anyway on the test - all the answers seemed to be "report/contact the compliance officer"

[hattra]

Bugger.

No thank you

[VectraMan]

You could have spent this time learning how to spell "loneliness".

Bugger.

[Francko]

I'm sat here by myself as all the permies are having to do "ethics training".

You could have spent this time learning how to spell "loneliness".

[hattra]

My lot have just asked ME to do the Money Laundering and Fraud courses

Thought I might learn something useful for a change - unfortunately it was all about preventing it

The permies are doing the "Cultural Awareness" course - aka "how to be nice to the guy who's taking your job"

[Joe Black]

c) ask what their margin is

[VectraMan]

Ethics, though I wouldn't be suprised if the ethnics course is coming soon.

They've already done a ethics test - i.e. "Somebody offers you money for company secrets. Do you a) Accept, b) Decline and report it." Everybody passed.

It's great being in a position to laugh at HR bulltulip without being affected by it.

[Paddy]

Ethics or ethnics?

Both. Ethnic ethics.

[AlfredJPruffock]

I'm sat here by myself as all the permies are having to do "ethics training".

I trust that left unsupervised you will not be tempted to post on this site.

That would be unethical.

[DimPrawn]

Ethics or ethnics?

[VectraMan]

I'm sat here by myself as all the permies are having to do "ethics training".