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Previously on "Last Day of Contract at Client Co."

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  • psychocandy
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    MM - Pity you're going abroad you could have claimed JSA. Could still do when you come back?

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  • clearedforlanding
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    Originally posted by Lost It View Post
    I presume we are not talking Vests here?
    The Muslims live in the south of Thailand, so you're safe.

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  • Lost It
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    "Each fantasies massage session is 90 minutes as we encourage our guests to explore & explode at least 2 times if not three."
    I presume we are not talking Vests here?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    A few of these guys are old friends, I bought them in to do the project.

    Lovely girl and boys
    Deliberate typo?

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  • seanraaron
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    Ahahahahahah, that is too rich.

    Seriously, it looks very chocolatey, probably instant cavities.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    No Gold watch, however, my fellow contractors have bestowed me with gifts.

    A bottle of Bolly.
    Chocolates from Charbonnel and Walker.
    Wildlife of the Galapagos book and a Galapagos Explorer map.


    When I left, one of the ladies I had worked with, baked a leaving cake, something to remind everyone of the contribution I had made to the team.



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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by seanraaron View Post
    Nice. I've never done the big goodbye thing myself just hasn't worked out.
    A few of these guys are old friends, I bought them in to do the project.

    Lovely girl and boys

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  • seanraaron
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    No Gold watch, however, my fellow contractors have bestowed me with gifts.

    A bottle of Bolly.
    Chocolates from Charbonnel and Walker.
    Wildlife of the Galapagos book and a Galapagos Explorer map.

    Nice. I've never done the big goodbye thing myself just hasn't worked out.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    No Gold watch, however, my fellow contractors have bestowed me with gifts.

    A bottle of Bolly.
    Chocolates from Charbonnel and Walker.
    Wildlife of the Galapagos book and a Galapagos Explorer map.

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  • seanraaron
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    the filthy barsetwards that think its above sub human to smear boogers everywhere.
    Dear lord I worked in an office where that was happening in the stalls and couldn't fecking believe it. There were emails circulating which appeared to put a stop to it suggesting it was a conscious act. Ugh.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    After, just over, 3 years
    I just hope no one tries to foist a Gold watch, on me, before I leave.

    Certainly not going to miss the toilets here, or, the filthy barsetwards that think its above sub human to smear boogers everywhere.

    I have, strong, suspicions its probably the Accenture Consultants, but I don't have any actual proof.

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  • clearedforlanding
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    FTFY

    Explaing my jokes? Ta

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    As pegging is a service on the menu it probably would be up his back alley;.
    FTFY

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    As pegging is a service on the menu it probably would be up his alley;.
    I'm sure he would love a bit of pegging, in fact, I believe he deserves some

    Maybe he could combine it with a little jibbing, at the same time.

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  • clearedforlanding
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Perhaps we need to send FLC in, it sounds right up his alley
    As pegging is a service on the menu it probably would be up his alley;.

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