Three months: letting them see you without your contact lenses
Don't wear contact lenses. Would have thought seeing her with clear vision would have been a bigger test.
Four months: eating something messy in their presence
Does eating a badly-packed kebab count? She seemed to enjoy that
Five months: getting them to go to Boots for you
We were saving money at the time so I got her a bag of cotton wool and told her that if I have to roll my own then so does she.
Six months: sharing phone passcodes
Yes, but never my browsing history. Bit easier for the IT-savvy to manage this one.
Eight months: going on holiday together and using the loo in the hotel room
Scat fetishists wouldn't stand a chance of reaching eight months
One year: slagging off their parents in front of them
In front of the enemy or the parents themselves?
14 months: buying insurance together
Always worrying when the enemy smiles while sorting out life insurance
18 months: having a fight at a wedding
Hmm, we tend not to fight in public, more growl at each other and have a good row later. All about the friends again cuddles.
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When you accidently reverse smurf your girlfriend stepping over her on the stairs in a hurry to get to the loo because the lower floors are occupied
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHave you had any of these :-
Scoffing messy food, arguing in public … the real relationship landmarks | Daisy Buchanan | Opinion | The Guardian
Personally I am divorced long before any of those are reached....
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Relationship milestones
I thought they were:
1. Oral sex
2. Straight sex
3. Kinky sex
4. Threesome
5. Orgy
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPersonally I am divorced long before any of those are reached....
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I thought your relationship milestones was stamps on your lawyers loyalty card, 6th divorce is free
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Relationship milestones
Have you had any of these :-
Scoffing messy food, arguing in public … the real relationship landmarks | Daisy Buchanan | Opinion | The Guardian
Personally I am divorced long before any of those are reached....Tags: None
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