THE most useful tool in history. Bar none

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SimonMac replied

2 December 2015, 08:40
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

The most useful tool developed by humans in history, bar none.

Versatile, sturdy, rugged, no instructions required. Culturally neutral. Ageless, timeless, non sexist.
Useful in the home, camping, war and peace. Useful for kings queens as well as peasants and slaves.
Great or humble, pope or druid. Victor or victim, banker or ******

Laydeez and gennlemen - I give you (drum roolllllll) the pair of scissors

I disagree
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PurpleGorilla replied

2 December 2015, 07:17
Surely the best tool ever is the Swiss Army knife?
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Dactylion replied

1 December 2015, 22:57
I thought this was a thread about Suity.. then I spotted the useful bit!
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greenlake replied

1 December 2015, 21:33
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Laydeez and gennlemen - I give you (drum roolllllll) the pair of scissors
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darmstadt replied

1 December 2015, 20:58
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

The most useful tool developed by humans in history, bar none.

Versatile, sturdy, rugged, no instructions required. Culturally neutral. Ageless, timeless, non sexist.
Useful in the home, camping, war and peace. Useful for kings queens as well as peasants and slaves.
Great or humble, pope or druid. Victor or victim, banker or ******

Laydeez and gennlemen - I give you (drum roolllllll) the pair of scissors

Sadly they can be leftist or rightist, depending upon which hand you use Now toilet paper, that's a different matter...
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RSoles replied

1 December 2015, 20:56
Not the spellchecker then?
..though, admittedly, that wouldn't have helped.........
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EternalOptimist started a topic THE most useful tool in history. Bar none

1 December 2015, 20:22
THE most useful tool in history. Bar none

The most useful tool developed by humans in history, bar none.

Versatile, sturdy, rugged, no instructions required. Culturally neutral. Ageless, timeless, non sexist.
Useful in the home, camping, war and peace. Useful for kings queens as well as peasants and slaves.
Great or humble, pope or druid. Victor or victim, banker or ******

Laydeez and gennlemen - I give you (drum roolllllll) the pair of scissors
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