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FatLazyContractor replied

26 November 2015, 14:27
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I'm typing with my tongue actually. Proper skillz.

Has my display pic got summat to do with it lass ?
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MaryPoppins replied

26 November 2015, 14:24
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

You still manage to type quite quickly with one hand though. Skillz!

I'm typing with my tongue actually. Proper skillz.
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oracleslave replied

26 November 2015, 14:14
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

This is why I come here.

You still manage to type quite quickly with one hand though. Skillz!
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MrMarkyMark replied

26 November 2015, 14:06
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Checked and it doesn't work. So it is not possible !

Are you going to take up MPs, kind, offer?
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FatLazyContractor replied

26 November 2015, 14:05
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Sure. It'd be in the dead of night and I'd be armed with a lump hammer, mind.

Is leather whip out of fashion love?

Let me speak to HaloJones first
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FatLazyContractor replied

26 November 2015, 14:03
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

www.fatdelusionalcontractor.com ?

Checked and it doesn't work. So it is not possible !
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MaryPoppins replied

26 November 2015, 13:41
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

I will give her my address, if she wants to pay a lone visit

Sure. It'd be in the dead of night and I'd be armed with a lump hammer, mind.
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BrilloPad replied

26 November 2015, 13:30
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

I will give her my address, if she wants to pay a lone visit

www.fatdelusionalcontractor.com ?
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FatLazyContractor replied

26 November 2015, 13:27
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Is that so difficult to find on the interweb?

I am sure FLC can send you a list of the last 10 websites he visited and you will be happy for years.

I will give her my address, if she wants to pay a lone visit
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BrilloPad replied

26 November 2015, 13:20
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

This is why I come here. For the made up sexual activity.

Is that so difficult to find on the interweb?

I am sure FLC can send you a list of the last 10 websites he visited and you will be happy for years.
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MrMarkyMark replied

26 November 2015, 13:16
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

This is why I come here. For the sniping, and the made up sexual activity.

Result all round, then
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MaryPoppins replied

26 November 2015, 12:18
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

In your (wet) dreams fat boy.

Au contraire, I have had more action, in the last week, than you have had in the last 10 years.

This is why I come here. For the sniping, and the made up sexual activity.
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BrilloPad replied

26 November 2015, 12:12
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

I really don't know what to make of that

MrMarkyMark in Zeity mode.....
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MrMarkyMark replied

26 November 2015, 12:10
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

For dessert, we have someone over from Montreal office.

I really don't know what to make of that
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BrilloPad replied

26 November 2015, 12:04
For dessert, we have someone over from Montreal office. I am eating the maple syrup chocolate now.
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