The New 10 CUK Commandments

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MarillionFan replied

12 October 2006, 09:45
Yawn.
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AtW replied

12 October 2006, 09:16
How are the sales in your new shop?
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MarillionFan replied

12 October 2006, 09:07
hugh? Learn to spell you useless p r i c k.

Atw. You bore me.
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AtW replied

12 October 2006, 08:51
Prerry boring sitting in the shop early in the morning when nobody actually drops by to buy anything, hugh?
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MarillionFan started a topic The New 10 CUK Commandments

12 October 2006, 08:41
The New 10 CUK Commandments

You shall have no other Sitesbefore me. 1 1
You shall not make for yourself an alternative Site... 2
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the AtW your God... 3 2
Remember the Friday Evening in the Pub, and keep it holy... 4 3
Honor your father and your mother if you have them... 5 4
You shall not murder except Trolls 6 5
You shall not commit adultery with Hanks Russian Wife. 7 6
You shall not steal others Avatars 8 7
You shall bear false witness against your neighbor especially if it is funny. 9 8
You shall not covet your neighbor's life. Permies must not be jealous of Contractors10 9
You shall not covet your neighbor's Pc...

HTH.
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