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BrilloPad replied

8 November 2015, 18:53
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

With who? MF? or Suity?

It was just for a joke. If I was being factual then I would have said ex-wife-n where n is in the range 1 to something-or-other.
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FatLazyContractor replied

8 November 2015, 18:49
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

My wife had a baby yesterday and he looks more like Nelson Mandela.

Sh1t.

With who? MF? or Suity?
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TestMangler replied

8 November 2015, 18:42
Originally posted by stek View Post

Anyone remember the joke about the Nissan cargo plane that was carrying gearboxes and exploded over Manchester?

Apparently it was raining Datsun Cogs.....

Waiter....this chicken is rubbery.....
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BrilloPad replied

8 November 2015, 17:51
They say that all newborn babies look like Winston Churchill.

That's bollocks! My wife had a baby yesterday and he looks more like Nelson Mandela.

Sh1t.
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stek replied

8 November 2015, 16:20
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Ah, the Japanese delivery driver joke.

Anyone remember the joke about the Nissan cargo plane that was carrying gearboxes and exploded over Manchester?

Apparently it was raining Datsun Cogs.....
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TestMangler replied

8 November 2015, 14:28
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Nelson Mandela = Nissan Main Dealer.

(No, it's not exactly a lol)

Ah, the Japanese delivery driver joke.
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mudskipper replied

8 November 2015, 14:26
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Well it's a for me

Nelson Mandela = Nissan Main Dealer.

(No, it's not exactly a lol)
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Troll replied

8 November 2015, 14:21
Originally posted by chopper View Post

Why does everyone keep talking about a Nissan main dealer?

Well it's a for me
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chopper replied

7 November 2015, 20:03
Why does everyone keep talking about a Nissan main dealer?
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SpontaneousOrder replied

7 November 2015, 19:34
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

No, but here he is visiting the pyramids....

Fake. A single person can't be in the same photo twice.
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FatLazyContractor replied

7 November 2015, 19:18
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Blimey - very brave calling Cojak a chav

Stop putting things in me mouth
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greenlake replied

7 November 2015, 19:06
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Is that Nelson Mandela I can see?

No, but here he is visiting the pyramids....
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AtW replied

7 November 2015, 19:05
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Must have been a firework then

...or it was much further away... big passenger airliner can't do missile evasion maneuvers just like this.
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BrilloPad replied

7 November 2015, 18:31
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Mind you ... looks about right! - Brits on holiday best avoided

Is that Nelson Mandela I can see?
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tomtomagain replied

7 November 2015, 18:31
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Mind you ... looks about right! - Brits on holiday best avoided

You look funny in those shorts.
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