Currently

[_V_]

Waiting outside in the cold for a pizza delivery so the bloke didn't knock the door and set the dog off and wake the baby!

Or, keep some pizzas in the fridge/freezer and pop them in the oven for 20 mins. Quicker, cheaper, no dog barking, no baby waking.

[AtW]

I once ordered a pizza which never arrived.

I once had a pizza delivered that I never ordered.

[Gumbo Robot]

Waiting outside in the cold for a pizza delivery so the bloke didn't knock the door and set the dog off and wake the baby!

I once ordered a pizza which never arrived.
Delivery guy pranged his moped just outside the compound I was living on & when I went to the gate to see where he was the coppers who were attending the accident scene were polishing off the last of my stuffed crust Portuguesa

[TheLordDave]

Waiting outside in the cold for a pizza delivery so the bloke didn't knock the door and set the dog off and wake the baby!