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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What is 1+1?
    Correct answer is 10.

    HTH

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  • BrilloPad
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    Can you pass a 'basic' maths test for investment bankers? - Telegraph

    Though that is the test for public consumption. The real test :-

    What is 1+1?

    And the correct answer - whatever makes the most money for the bank.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    If they could not cheat on a basic test without being caught then they are not fit to be bankers!!!
    Exactly. I worry about the next wave of banking talent coming through.
    Maybe, they will ruin our banking industry entirely .

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  • AtW
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    If they could not cheat on a basic test without being caught then they are not fit to be bankers!!!

    Brownie points for trying though, perhaps they could work for DodgyAgent?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    Indeed, the offence was being caught, not being bent.

    Welcome to the morals of new millennium.
    Its like child abuse. It always happened. Only now are we finding out about it.

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  • TykeMerc
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    Indeed, the offence was being caught, not being bent.

    Welcome to the morals of new millennium.

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  • Zero Liability
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    Given the comments by JP Morgan in the article, that does seem to be the appropriate inference.

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  • BrilloPad
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    bankers caught cheating

    British trainee bankers at JP Morgan sacked after cheating at 'basic' maths test - Telegraph

    This is a disgrace and must be stopped. Training must be improved.

    Everyone knows the bankers are lying cheating scum. But getting caught!!
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