Reply to: PMQs

[EternalOptimist]

R. Dribbler from wembley would like to ask Mr Corbyn for his stance on the English team shooting two goals last night

[barrydidit]

Mohammed from Rothesay wants to know whether the prime minister is aware that the sheep shagging alcoholics he is now surrounded by have stolen the sun, and what he intends to do about it.

[pjclarke]

Norma Snockers wants to propose tax relief on plus-size underwear

[pjclarke]

R Slicker wants to know if the PM agrees with him that Mr Cameron is perhaps the greatest Prime Minister the country has ever had...

[MicrosoftBob]

Hugh Janus wants to know about catering facilities up the Oxo Tower

[DodgyAgent]

Hugh Janus wants to know why so few bars have their stools turned upside down

[minestrone]

I have a question here from Sum Ting Wong about civil rights in Tibet.

[Chuck]

Hugh Jarse wants to know why aeroplane seats are so uncomfortable.

[Eirikur]

Fonda Cox just wanted her name to be mentioned

[ZARDOZ]

JR Hartley would like to know has anyone got a copy of Fly Fishing?

[mudskipper]

Joanne Cullot asked about VAT on tissues.

[AtW]

He only says first names. So time to get creative with foreign sounding ones. "Imamaninabag from Neasden asks..." or "Batmangheli from Ilfracombe..." Bonus point if you can incorporate the "from <town>".

You need to use arabic approach for it - Blah la Corwnwally

[GlenW]

Ben Dover sent in a few questions

Is that Eileen's brother? Shame when she fell.

[MicrosoftBob]

Deez Nutz wants to know about EU In/Out vote

[DodgyAgent]

Dick Hertz would like to ask a question about waiting queues at Accident & Emergency.