What's Happened To Me?

[spoons]

Back in the day I could scoff a 12" pizza on the way home from the pub, box open, slice by slice, even a 16" at home, easy. and still be hungry...

Just ordered a 9", online, it's lovely, but one slice left and I can't do it....

What have I become? Every pizza I order turns away, in the end,
I could have it all, pepperoni, jalopaenos, sweetcorn, beef.
If I could start again, Chicken Korma, Onion Bhaji.
From the local Indian,
My Empire of dirt,
I could have it all,
By using Just-eat (dot co dot uk)

Have you tried eating one piece at a time.....

[original PM]

Back in the day I could scoff a 12" pizza on the way home from the pub, box open, slice by slice, even a 16" at home, easy. and still be hungry...

Just ordered a 9", online, it's lovely, but one slice left and I can't do it....

What have I become? Every pizza I order turns away, in the end,
I could have it all, pepperoni, jalopaenos, sweetcorn, beef.
If I could start again, Chicken Korma, Onion Bhaji.
From the local Indian,
My Empire of dirt,
I could have it all,
By using Just-eat (dot co dot uk)

No need to make a song and dance about it...

but good effort...

on a more serious note I also cannot eat anywhere near as much as I used to - think it is just age!

[BrilloPad]

Did you celebrate your 21st birthday? After that your body is more careful about what it uses for fuel.

After 40 you will wake up every day to find a new part of your body has broken.

[MarillionFan]

Back in the day I could scoff a 12" pizza on the way home from the pub, box open, slice by slice, even a 16" at home, easy. and still be hungry...

Just ordered a 9", online, it's lovely, but one slice left and I can't do it....

What have I become? Every pizza I order turns away, in the end,
I could have it all, pepperoni, jalopaenos, sweetcorn, beef.
If I could start again, Chicken Korma, Onion Bhaji.
From the local Indian,
My Empire of dirt,
I could have it all,
By using Just-eat (dot co dot uk)

You sound a little Hurt. ;-)

[EternalOptimist]

Back in the day I could scoff a 12" pizza on the way home from the pub, box open, slice by slice, even a 16" at home, easy. and still be hungry...

Just ordered a 9", online, it's lovely, but one slice left and I can't do it....

What have I become? Every pizza I order turns away, in the end,
I could have it all, pepperoni, jalopaenos, sweetcorn, beef.
If I could start again, Chicken Korma, Onion Bhaji.
From the local Indian,
My Empire of dirt,
I could have it all,
By using Just-eat (dot co dot uk)

I am not a doctor. But I suspect you have contracted 'limp wristed Southern Shandy Drinkers syndrome'


if you start losing arguments and start getting an irrational fear of Northern men, try a few Ibuprofen, or 'newkie browns'

[stek]

Back in the day I could scoff a 12" pizza on the way home from the pub, box open, slice by slice, even a 16" at home, easy. and still be hungry...

Just ordered a 9", online, it's lovely, but one slice left and I can't do it....

What have I become? Every pizza I order turns away, in the end,
I could have it all, pepperoni, jalopaenos, sweetcorn, beef.
If I could start again, Chicken Korma, Onion Bhaji.
From the local Indian,
My Empire of dirt,
I could have it all,
By using Just-eat (dot co dot uk)