I just have to share this beautiful email from a recruiter:

Subject: A Real-Time EMEA StartUp

Hi xxx, I hope that you are well. I work in recruitment and wanted to get in touch because I'm working with a Fortune 500 company with a state-of-the-art cloud-based branch in East Anglia. The branch focuses the fastest growing product in the company...
Not sure about commuting to clouds, what if it's a sunny day over East Anglia, where do I go?
Is it a startup or is it a Fortune500 company? Or is it both?
It must be one of those unicorns jumping over clouds over East Anglia. In real time, in Javascript I'm sure!