A job awaits...

[MicrosoftBob]

So has Bob Shawadiwadi applied yet ?

[NibblyPig]

I was under the impression they were harvesting CVs to send to other companies pretending to be you, in which case it would be amusing if a fictional CV showed up

it's been 3 days maybe the bench is getting to me

[FatLazyContractor]

No, they don't have a job. It is fake.

[NibblyPig]

You should make up a completely fictional CV and send it to them.

- 5 years experience with Microsoft Commode
- Knowledge of Agile and Arsey
- 10 years .NET, ASP.NET, VB.NET, Fishing.NET
- Banking experience from Uncle Pennybags

[BigRed]

Full job description for me is £500+ per day,WFH available, 6months with extensions, telephone interviews, start Monday

[Scruff]

ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬੱਚ ਕੇ

[alreadypacked]

Following on from my post about a recruitment company in India I was wondering whether this sounded better? They have offices in five countries apparently:



Tempted, but seems Shiva is based in Chennai, India, once again...

IT IS A ONE YEAR FIXED TERM EMPLOYMENT

This usually means same pay as permie, but contract for 1 year.

[Joe Black]

Sarcasm? I leave that to the smilies, or emoji as youngsters like to call them...

[LondonManc]

Eh, reasons leading to that conclusion?

If they are legit then Shiva, Dhanoop...and 'Joseph S' seem to have a different idea of what most here think of as a job description. Quite possible of course, as in some places 'a job' is all that is needed...

...or occasionally a bit more.

Welcome on board. I was being sarcastic.

They're probably cv fishing so that they can match your cv to Bob.

[Joe Black]

Hmm, no, seems legit.

Eh, reasons leading to that conclusion?

If they are legit then Shiva, Dhanoop...and 'Joseph S' seem to have a different idea of what most here think of as a job description. Quite possible of course, as in some places 'a job' is all that is needed...

Business Analyst- Digital Banking
Milton Keynes, UK
Contract/Permanent

Digital banking-Mandatory
JAVA,J2EE

...or occasionally a bit more.

[LondonManc]

But they have a job, and want my CV! Having no indication of rate, salary, a job description, doesn't mean I shouldn't send it...right?

Hmm, no, seems legit.

In the immortal words of Bullet Tooth Tony, "never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

[Joe Black]

not even trying useless Bob twunts

But they have a job, and want my CV! Having no indication of rate, salary, a job description, doesn't mean I shouldn't send it...right?

[SlipTheJab]

Following on from my post about a recruitment company in India I was wondering whether this sounded better? They have offices in five countries apparently:



Tempted, but seems Shiva is based in Channel, India, once again.

not even trying useless Bob twunts

[Joe Black]

Following on from my post about a recruitment company in India I was wondering whether this sounded better? They have offices in five countries apparently:

Senior Programmer Analyst
Contract/Permanent
IT IS A ONE YEAR FIXED TERM EMPLOYMENT

UNFORTUNATELY DUE TO THE IMMEDIATE REQUIREMENT OF THIS ROLE, WE DON'T HAVE A FORMAL JOB DESCRIPTION BUT WE LEARNT FROM OUR CLIENT THAT THEY NEED A .NET DEVELOPER WHO HAVE EXPERIENCE IN MORTGAGES

Tempted, but seems Shiva is based in Chennai, India, once again...