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Previously on "That'll teach 'im"
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+1, Just stick him under the train back to Calais, he's used to holding on and if he does fall off...
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Not guilty? Did he say he got lost looking for the bog or summat?
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Why the fack should we bear:Through an interpreter, he pleaded not guilty to obstructing an engine or carriage under the 1861 Railway Act.
He was remanded in custody until January 4 next year.
- His cost of interpreter.
- His stay at Her Majesty's leisure
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He should be made to pay full single peak price of a fast train ticket from Birmingham to London.
Once he knows how much it is, he'll walk back to France.
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That'll teach 'im
Suspected illegal immigrant charged after 'walking through Channel Tunnel'
Well there's a thing.
You just never know when the 1861 Railway Act will come in handy.
I wonder if he'll be fined 40/-.

(That's 40 shillings or £2/0/0 for the uninformed).
For dear old freako, this refers to the illegal who walked through most of the channel tunnel on his way to nirvana.Last edited by zeitghost; 24 August 2015, 17:24.Tags: None
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