Can I buy a tube of lube as a business expense?

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AJ1982 replied

24 August 2015, 15:42
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

Contracting landlords need not apply.

Not to mention I live in my Mrs' Housing Association property, its like the budget was written specifically to ruin my back passage.
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barrydidit replied

24 August 2015, 14:58
Originally posted by AtW View Post

It's means tested ...

Contracting landlords need not apply.
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MicrosoftBob replied

24 August 2015, 14:55
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Only to those who have completed the "Arse-hole Diameter Entity Tests" and have found to need some additional assistance. I think there will be a judicial review as wide arsed contractors will be given a competitive advantage.

Goatse will be king for a day
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AtW replied

24 August 2015, 14:46
Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post

I believe HMRC are posting out a tube to every contractor gratis

It's means tested ...
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LondonManc replied

24 August 2015, 14:43
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

HMRC are trying to **** us so why not make it as easy as possible for them

Unless your wife has recently bought a strap-on then it's fair to say that it's for business use only.
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TestMangler replied

24 August 2015, 14:42
Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post

I believe HMRC are posting out a tube to every contractor gratis

Only to those who have completed the "Arse-hole Diameter Entity Tests" and have found to need some additional assistance. I think there will be a judicial review as wide arsed contractors will be given a competitive advantage.
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SlipTheJab replied

24 August 2015, 14:40
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

HMRC are trying to **** us so why not make it as easy as possible for them

I believe HMRC are posting out a tube to every contractor gratis
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MicrosoftBob replied

24 August 2015, 14:39
To quote the film Evolution "There's always time for Lube!"
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SimonMac started a topic Can I buy a tube of lube as a business expense?

24 August 2015, 14:33
Can I buy a tube of lube as a business expense?

HMRC are trying to **** us so why not make it as easy as possible for them
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