If thy hand offend thee, cut it off.

If thy wife/gf/whatever offend thee then stab stab stab stabbity stab and cut her head off.

This is taking biblical literalism a bit far, all in all.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/arizona-ma...212403335.html

For dear old Freako this relates to some nutjob they let out of the asylum who proceeded to kill someone else, also let out of the asylum.

Even worse, he offed his two dogs as well.

Then again, it's obviously justifiable homicide when your neighbour starts cutting the grass in the middle of the night.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-kill...4.html#kGo0p4M

For dear old Freako, wotitsays.