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Originally posted by ToadSounds like plate full of last weeks leftovers.
Would you order "Toad-in-the-Hole" in Hong Kong?
or even worse in a gay bar...
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Gallbladders?Originally posted by AtW9) two large spoons of green round things that I can't remember name but they taste great
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Wot on earth is a 'Sea Foot Stick'... or a 'ray bread slice'?Originally posted by AtWOn a big american sized plate:
1) sliced cucumber
2) cut tomato
3) 3 sea foot sticks
4) one boiled egg
5) thin slice of smoked salmon
6) a spon of tuna chunk in oil
7) one ray bread slice (very thin)
8) few radish thingies
9) two large spoons of green round things that I can't remember name but they taste great
10) two green onion plants
All washed with with large cup of Orange juice.
and does anyone really eat an entire plant for lunch, let alone two???!
Alexei, this diet of yours is getting a bit weird.
Try the Stella Artois method. You get so p*ssed you forget to eat.
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Healthy IT contractor's lunch
On a big american sized plate:
1) sliced cucumber
2) cut tomato
3) 3 sea foot sticks
4) one boiled egg
5) thin slice of smoked salmon
6) a spon of tuna chunk in oil
7) one ray bread slice (very thin)
8) few radish thingies
9) two large spoons of green round things that I can't remember name but they taste great
10) two green onion plants
All washed with with large cup of Orange juice.Tags: None
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