Beckham (again)

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ratewhore replied

30 September 2006, 17:47
fuck

marvellous...
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stackpole replied

30 September 2006, 17:28
Originally posted by thunderlizard

Thick as in "doesn't slavishly buy the brand new shirt every season because it'll be basically the same as last season's anyway" kind of thick?

No, thick as in "bought the shirt in the first place, presumably to impress even thicker thickies who might believe he is the great man himself!"

Here's a tip: if you see a fat, 40-ish chav wearing a replica shirt with Beckham on it, go up to him and say "Can I have your autograph please David?" Then

And if he's with his sweaty plumper of a chav wife, point to her and add "fucking hell Posh, what's happened to you?"

That will cheer the both of them up! It helps to be wearing running shoes though.

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thunderlizard replied

30 September 2006, 16:18
Thick as in "doesn't slavishly buy the brand new shirt every season because it'll be basically the same as last season's anyway" kind of thick?
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Troll replied

30 September 2006, 13:44
Ingenious
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AtW replied

30 September 2006, 13:02
Smart.
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Mordac replied

30 September 2006, 12:53
Originally posted by wendigo100

Or are they just as thick as fuck?

I think the fact they are ManU fans answers your question quite nicely...

(ahhh, so that's how you get round the profanity police...)
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wendigo100 started a topic Beckham (again)

30 September 2006, 12:35
Beckham (again)

Over the last few days I've noticed three blokes sporting Man Utd shirts with Beckham on the back. As he left three years ago, I'm wondering why:

Do they know something I don't? Are they simply too poor to buy a new shirt? Are they really Beckham?

Or are they just as thick as fuck?
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