Reply to: ukwindowshostasp.net- Website has Died

[DimPrawn]

an intruder has penetrated into our server, deleting all the files on the server and the files on our backup system too. This truly creates a complex and sophisticated task for us to restore the files.

We do always keep and run the nightly backup of all our system and customer files separately, but somehow, the intruder knows our system very well and manage to delete all the files on the backup system too, leaving us with completely nothing

Or they are completed tards, I know which scenario I believe.

[Gumbo Robot]

So they have been hacked or has some numpty in the org ran rm -f on the wrong box?

an intruder has penetrated into our server, deleting all the files on the server and the files on our backup system too. This truly creates a complex and sophisticated task for us to restore the files.

We do always keep and run the nightly backup of all our system and customer files separately, but somehow, the intruder knows our system very well and manage to delete all the files on the backup system too, leaving us with completely nothing

[Gumbo Robot]

Oh that's convincing, I expect that 90% of the code monkeys that post on CUK have immediate access to some web host like that and the other 10% could probably arrange it in an afternoon. As a mere PM I could probably organise it in a day or so.

As with the numerous other sockies you've had and probably have many more of your credibility is only diminished by this type of thread.

On the one hand I feel I should follow this through to prove the veracity of my story, on the other I feel it much more appropriate to issue my humble curse.

May your sh!t come to life and kiss you.

[TykeMerc]

OK, go and check out my nonexistent homepage then:

home page

Oh that's convincing, I expect that 90% of the code monkeys that post on CUK have immediate access to some web host like that and the other 10% could probably arrange it in an afternoon. As a mere PM I could probably organise it in a day or so.

As with the numerous other sockies you've had and probably have many more of your credibility is only diminished by this type of thread.

[Gumbo Robot]

Doesn't have the Gricer feel (odd comedy value).

Then again isn't everything on CUK made up anyway?

Would that this were made up. Seriously....

[Gumbo Robot]

Nah, with the new additions to the "story" the whole thing stinks of a return to the habit of writing complete fiction by the reincarnation of Gittins, Poco, Gricer etc.

OK, go and check out my nonexistent homepage then:

home page

[DimPrawn]

Nah, with the new additions to the "story" the whole thing stinks of a return to the habit of writing complete fiction by the reincarnation of Gittins, Poco, Gricer etc.

Doesn't have the Gricer feel (odd comedy value).

Then again isn't everything on CUK made up anyway?

[TykeMerc]

Nah, with the new additions to the "story" the whole thing stinks of a return to the habit of writing complete fiction by the reincarnation of Gittins, Poco, Gricer etc.

[SimonMac]

A reply at last (if you want a laugh)

So they have been hacked or has some numpty in the org ran rm -f on the wrong box?

[DimPrawn]

I saw on their website they have a data centre in London so I sent my missus down to take a look.

Turns out their "data centre" was the laptop belonging to the shoeshine boy in the foyer.

My company's registered offices are in Mayfair, what does that tell you?

[Gumbo Robot]

Is this your first experience of offshoring IT services?

I saw on their website they have a data centre in London so I sent my missus down to take a look.

Turns out their "data centre" was the laptop belonging to the shoeshine boy in the foyer.

[DimPrawn]

A reply at last (if you want a laugh)

Is this your first experience of offshoring IT services?

[Gumbo Robot]

A reply at last (if you want a laugh)

What happens now is that the backup were deleted too. We have absolutely nothing on our hand. We have been in business for nearly 10 years and this is the first time we experience this issue. It is truly a major shock to us. We truly understand and feel the pain on your side too, but we do have a lot more pain to endure too. There are hundreds of sites on this server too.


We love you to support us and your new account will be up and ready in the next few hours. As usual, you will need to upload your files/etc


We will looking to enhance and harden the security of this server. No one wants this disaster to happen, truly


We will create a new account for you in the next 72 hours. We sincerely apologize for this disaster.

Thank you

[TykeMerc]

Go f***k yourself

You were expecting to be believed with your massive list of sockpuppets, history of posting as much fictional bollocks as SY01 on a busy day and habit of trolling?

On the other hand with all the above if you aren't lying about the situation then you seriously expected sympathy when you've behaved stupidly in business terms?



Oh entertaining edit, it's no mystery to the regular posters that the Gumbo Robot ID is another in that massive list of sockies, the denial is absurd.

[Gumbo Robot]

Hmmm, is this a return to the habit of totally made up bollocks that characterised the Gittins Gal, Gricer Boy, Buggerage and many more ID's you used before they got banned or is it evidence of abject idiocy?

Well if it's true (not going to credit that with the assumption it is) then you've demonstrated that a poorly bought solution is rarely profitable, you have no-one to blame other than yourself.

Regarding the first bit of your statement I haven't a clue what you're on about.

Regarding the second, I have no experience of setting up websites and I've been bitten badly.

Thanks for your really constructive advice