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Previously on "If your going into trap 2 on the second floor...."
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Last place I was at was the only place in the universe, where the cleaners worked from home. I sh!t you not
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Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostThe quest for a peaceful tulip continues...
World's 'loneliest' toilet sits alone on a cliff in Siberia
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At my client co, the corners clean all the toilets at the same time 9am. So if you due your time on the throne, your tulip out of luck. Literally
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I was just mulling over the sudden improvement in the ‘facilities’ situation in my current locale and have determined an explanation. It’s Ramadan at clientco. Well, it’s Ramadan everywhere, but it’s also Ramadan at clientco which is great for a peaceful visit to the traps since the majority of the buildings occupants are fasting and some denying themselves any liquids to boot.
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If your going into trap 2 on the second floor....
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