Classic Jobserve Advert

[bogeyman]

Yep its still a mans country, no PC bollox yet, I'm waiting for a 2 year support contract to come up in one of the MoD bases.

Sounds like heaven.

Actually, my firm did a fairly major property sales/rental website for a very rich, and lovely old chap who lives in Limassol. He said if I ever fancied moving out to Cyprus he'd do me a very good deal.

I think I'm going to go for it. Can't see any future in the UK.

[gingerjedi]

Yep its still a mans country, no PC bollox yet, I'm waiting for a 2 year support contract to come up in one of the MoD bases.

[DimPrawn]

That is what I like most about Cyprus (apart from the weather and low tax regime). They don't give a flying **** about political correctness.

I like the way they put Armco on the straights but not on the corners of mountain roads where cars might damage it.

[gingerjedi]

I saw an advert for a job in a local paper in whilst on holiday in Cyprus, it read something like this.

Driver wanted for ministerial duties in Nicosia,
Must be Male, handsome, aged 35-40 and have a clean driving license.

Feck me... sexist, agist and ugliest all in one ad, employment lawyers would have a field day in this country!

[Mordac]

Project Team Leader Contract


You will have strong skills in Windows, Exchange Server and SQL 2000 and some experience of managing a small team. You will be in charge of a team of two working on a number of projects. You should be able to produce business reports using a report writing tool such as Crystal. Part of the role is to help the IT Manager deliver increased efficiency to the company through the use of IT. Please note the rate which is not negotiable. This contract would particularly suit someone who has been made redundant and wants immediate work whilst looking for a new job.
Rate £125 per day

ROFL.

Those who pay peanuts shouldn't be too surprised to find themselves hiring monkeys...

[Ardesco]

This contract would particularly suit someone who has been made redundant and wants immediate work whilst looking for a new job.
Rate £125 per day

ROFL

So in effect they are looking to change thier PM every other week? (Assuming anybody actually goes for it at that rate). What a load of muppets

[MarillionFan]

"Have you applied? Few more years and you get the amount you need to pay off that store of yours. Now that's funny thought!"

I can afford to heat my tin of beans up AtW!

[MarillionFan]

Look it up Troll.

[AtW]

Have you applied? Few more years and you get the amount you need to pay off that store of yours. Now that's funny thought!

[Dobra]

Project Team Leader Contract


You will have strong skills in Windows, Exchange Server and SQL 2000 and some experience of managing a small team. You will be in charge of a team of two working on a number of projects. You should be able to produce business reports using a report writing tool such as Crystal. Part of the role is to help the IT Manager deliver increased efficiency to the company through the use of IT. Please note the rate which is not negotiable. This contract would particularly suit someone who has been made redundant and wants immediate work whilst looking for a new job.
Rate £125 per day

ROFL.

I have a friend who can do it. Do you have the contacts?

[MarillionFan]

Project Team Leader Contract


You will have strong skills in Windows, Exchange Server and SQL 2000 and some experience of managing a small team. You will be in charge of a team of two working on a number of projects. You should be able to produce business reports using a report writing tool such as Crystal. Part of the role is to help the IT Manager deliver increased efficiency to the company through the use of IT. Please note the rate which is not negotiable. This contract would particularly suit someone who has been made redundant and wants immediate work whilst looking for a new job.
Rate £125 per day

ROFL.