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Previously on "the dreaded F word ...."
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Do you still have visiting rights?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post"one man in five ". You are fat. So that's you gone at 65. 4 men are safe.
Actually I give up. Talking to baby bp makes more sense than talking to you.
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Don't thinkOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd I thought I was miserable....
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No chance, either they will be nagged to death or run out of money eventually from too many divorces and die from stress, overwork or poor diet
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Why do you bring your dear wife into this?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYour word is not that different. It sounds like fat, but starts with a T and a W.
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Does that make any sense in your head?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWith you around, that is 4 of us men who are safe.
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It might not last 120 years - but it will seem like it.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostSCIENTISTS believe that with one careful owner, the male body could last for as long as 120 years.
Anyway, who are these scientists? The new priests. Spouting random nonsense they claim as fact. I get more sense from my local priest...
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the dreaded F word ....
... of the day is FAT.
MF - What are your views ?SCIENTISTS believe that with one careful owner, the male body could last for as long as 120 years. Yet instead, one man in five will die before he reaches the age of 65
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