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Previously on "the dreaded F word ...."

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Don't think
    Oi! I am entitled to think. I think whatever mrs bp wants me to think.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    "one man in five ". You are fat. So that's you gone at 65. 4 men are safe.

    Actually I give up. Talking to baby bp makes more sense than talking to you.
    Do you still have visiting rights?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    And I thought I was miserable....
    Don't think

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    No chance, either they will be nagged to death or run out of money eventually from too many divorces and die from stress, overwork or poor diet
    And I thought I was miserable....

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    No chance, either they will be nagged to death or run out of money eventually from too many divorces and die from stress, overwork or poor diet

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Why do you bring your dear wife into this?
    dear? You are being overcharged. I get it for free.

    HTH

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Does that make any sense in your head?
    "one man in five ". You are fat. So that's you gone at 65. 4 men are safe.

    Actually I give up. Talking to baby bp makes more sense than talking to you.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Your word is not that different. It sounds like fat, but starts with a T and a W.
    Why do you bring your dear wife into this?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    With you around, that is 4 of us men who are safe.
    Does that make any sense in your head?

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    It might not last 120 years - but it will seem like it.

    Anyway, who are these scientists? The new priests. Spouting random nonsense they claim as fact. I get more sense from my local priest...
    So do the choirboys.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Your word is not that different. It sounds like fat, but starts with a T and a W.
    With you around, that is 4 of us men who are safe.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    SCIENTISTS believe that with one careful owner, the male body could last for as long as 120 years.
    It might not last 120 years - but it will seem like it.

    Anyway, who are these scientists? The new priests. Spouting random nonsense they claim as fact. I get more sense from my local priest...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    ... of the day is FAT.



    MF - What are your views ?
    Your word is not that different. It sounds like fat, but starts with a T and a W.

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  • FatLazyContractor
    started a topic the dreaded F word ....

    the dreaded F word ....

    ... of the day is FAT.

    SCIENTISTS believe that with one careful owner, the male body could last for as long as 120 years. Yet instead, one man in five will die before he reaches the age of 65
    MF - What are your views ?

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