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BrilloPad replied

11 June 2015, 09:28
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

What's the most common sexually transmitted disease?

Children!

They act as a contraceptive too.
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SimonMac replied

11 June 2015, 09:25
Reminds me of the joke

What's the most common sexually transmitted disease?

Children!
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SimonMac replied

11 June 2015, 09:24
Originally posted by GlenW View Post

I did manage to get my hand pregnant a while ago.

Does friction burns on the hand count as a STD?
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Support Monkey replied

11 June 2015, 08:56
I thought I had so I went to the doctors and he confirmed I had VD
so I said "I must have got it off a toilet seat"
the doctor said
"well you must have been chewing it , you've got it in your gums"
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GlenW replied

11 June 2015, 08:53
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

We are IT geeks, some of us have barely had sex!

I did manage to get my hand pregnant a while ago.
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SimonMac replied

11 June 2015, 08:52
We are IT geeks, some of us have barely had sex!
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mudskipper replied

11 June 2015, 08:41
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Well ?

Our road has a mixture of 01276 and 01252
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TestMangler started a topic Anyone got any STDs ?

11 June 2015, 08:39
Anyone got any STDs ?

Well ?
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