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Ticktock replied

20 May 2015, 10:59
According to Enders, the ani internus sends a poo sample into the space between the outer and inner sphincters which is analysed by sensor cells to decide whether it’s ‘safe’ to fart or poo. So in a meeting with the boss: not safe; on the comfort of your own loo: you’re OK.

Is this a misunderstanding? The decision isn't "Can I poo/fart now?", the decision is "Is it a poo or a fart now?".
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zeitghost started a topic Not to be poo pooed

20 May 2015, 10:56
Not to be poo pooed

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For dear old Freako: are you sitting comfortably? Then you should be squatting.
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