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  • VectraMan
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    I'm always falling asleep in meetings.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Sounds like fat face is losing the plot.

    Once you start executing a senior public official every week, it can't be long before all the survivors start wondering when they will be next, and plotting to assassinate the dear leader, and not before time.
    I am not so sure. The uncertainty worked well for henry 8th and worked well for others since.

    A bigger worry is that anyone intelligent will not accept any sort of government position.

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  • rl4engc
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    Surely all this country needs for a revolution is not a plan, but this :

    a) A General with access to a shooter and 'Little Fattie'
    b) Person (a) above willing to pop both 'Little Fattie', and themselves, off in very quick succession.

    Then the whole nation would breathe a collective sigh of relief no?

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  • SlipTheJab
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Sounds like fat face is losing the plot.

    Once you start executing a senior public official every week, it can't be long before all the survivors start wondering when they will be next, and plotting to assassinate the dear leader, and not before time.
    Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke, mind you they'll have to use an armour piercing round to get past the blubber dear leader seems to have amassed while his countrymen starve...

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  • OwlHoot
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    Sounds like fat face is losing the plot.

    Once you start executing a senior public official every week, it can't be long before all the survivors start wondering when they will be next, and plotting to assassinate the dear leader, and not before time.

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  • barrydidit
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    There seem to have been a lot of these stories recently. I wonder if they've been caught with a copy of The Interview?

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  • Fandango
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    You're Fired

    North Korea Defence Chief Hyon Yong-chol 'executed' - BBC News

    Thats one way to deal with dissent ?!?!

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