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Previously on "Good news for the ladies"

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Maybe the sugar and alcohol prompt the body to increase its metabolic rate for a while, to burn it off, and it "overshoots" by burning off that and a bit extra before easing off.
    That mysteriously sounds like a shag

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    And what's so special about you other than being a twat?
    Think I'll leave being 'special' to you.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Not sure I entirely agree with the logic that wine can help you lose weight.

    PS. Piss off FLC.
    Maybe the sugar and alcohol prompt the body to increase its metabolic rate for a while, to burn it off, and it "overshoots" by burning off that and a bit extra before easing off.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    It's people like me who subsidise people like you, ****wit.
    And what's so special about you other than being a twat?

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    : The moment he reads her post, he will be spanking his monkey.
    To quote Clerks II, in a world gone mad you don't spank the monkey, the monkey spanks you

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Then why don't you go back to Scotland and sit on the dole or take a fall in the shower and break your neck?

    HTH

    PS - Damn, Suity style bullying feels good
    It's people like me who subsidise people like you, ****wit.

    Hopefully, your obesity will cause you an early death.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    That's cause MF isn't an annoying fat cu..........oh, hang on, as you were.....
    Then why don't you go back to Scotland and sit on the dole or take a fall in the shower and break your neck?

    HTH

    PS - Damn, Suity style bullying feels good

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  • TestMangler
    replied
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Unfair. You don't treat MF like this, do you?
    That's cause MF isn't an annoying fat cu..........oh, hang on, as you were.....

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    PS. Piss off FLC.
    Unfair. You don't treat MF like this, do you?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Not sure I entirely agree with the logic that wine can help you lose weight.


    PS. Piss off FLC.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Cheeky bastards

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Why should he? It's the only female interaction he gets. At least, the only free interaction he gets.

    : The moment he reads her post, he will be spanking his monkey.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    WHS

    Not that FLC will take the hint
    Why should he? It's the only female interaction he gets. At least, the only free interaction he gets.

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  • Bunk
    replied
    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    I'm betting:
    WHS

    Not that FLC will take the hint

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  • barrydidit
    replied
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    I would like to know MaryPoppin's view on this subject
    I'm betting:
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    Piss off

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