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Previously on "You might be a porker, but at least you got your marbles"


  • BrilloPad
    MF is a porker but completely mad.


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  • FatLazyContractor
    That news is like a fresh lease of air in a fart-filled room


    PS - Bacon butty has been consumed

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  • Fandango
    the figures were probably skewed by the fact that they only had 4 fat people left to survey as the rest had died of coronary heart disease or diabetes in their mid fifties

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  • You might be a porker, but at least you got your marbles

    apparently, being fat means less chance of getting dementia

    I suppose if you cant remember where the fridge is ....