Same train as client manager etiquette

[FatLazyContractor]

Went 1st class the other day & found myself having to stand in the inter carriage area because there were no seats left

I'm pushing for a refund for the difference between a 1st class & standard class ticket.

Presuming you are a male, you stand up while taking a leak.

What is the guarantee that they won't send you an invoice for using their on board toilets and cancel the fare out?

[psychocandy]

Can you pretend that you are sick? Sure you do!

Sorry Im sick I wont be catching the train home

[Gumbo Robot]

I would :-)

But only half the trains on the route have first class (depends on the time of the train - two TOCs service the route) so I aint paying for it.

And Im too tight anyway.

Went 1st class the other day & found myself having to stand in the inter carriage area because there were no seats left

I'm pushing for a refund for the difference between a 1st class & standard class ticket.

[FatLazyContractor]

Can you pretend that you are sick? Sure you do!

[psychocandy]

Wave at him and then sit down a few rows from him. Then fall asleep and he will get the message.

Only the biggest pricks in the world want to talk business on the train in the morning into work.

LOL. He is a nice fella but I've got a thing about this.

I dont socialise with client permies that often but I hate talking shop outside work. Does my chunk.

[psychocandy]

You should always be selling yourself and your services, a chance meeting on a train can be the conduit to sign the next deal, sleep is for the weak!

Or if all else fails.....

LOL. This is true of course - this guy is the one who determines my extension fate!

[SimonMac]

You should always be selling yourself and your services, a chance meeting on a train can be the conduit to sign the next deal, sleep is for the weak!

Or if all else fails.....

[Ticktock]

Mine currently isn't a client manager, just a permie.
I also used to share a train with a contractor I hated.

In all cases, avoid eye contact, wear your headphones and/or (pretend to) sleep on the train.

I make sure I leg it out of the door 5 minutes before the permie here, just so I don't feel any obligation to walk and talk with her on the way to the station. There's another contractor here who I get on with and have worked with before - I'm quite happy to walk to the station with him, so I'm not completely sociopathic.

[woohoo]

Wave at him and then sit down a few rows from him. Then fall asleep and he will get the message.

Only the biggest pricks in the world want to talk business on the train in the morning into work.

[psychocandy]

Travel 1st class - you're a contractor!

I would :-)

But only half the trains on the route have first class (depends on the time of the train - two TOCs service the route) so I aint paying for it.

And Im too tight anyway.

[mudskipper]

Travel 1st class - you're a contractor!

[psychocandy]

Bit like the which public urinal to use etiquette :-)

Current client manager often catches same train as me. Hes nice enough fella but I'd much rather kip on the train than talk about work.

He probably doesnt want to speak to me either!

Etiquette:-

1. Hide, pretend you dont see them and get on other end of train.
2. Sit by them and then pretend to be asleep.
3. Sit by and make conversation.

p.s. Those of you with no sense of humour please note - this is not a serious thread which is why its in general. Know what some of you are like!