Jeremy Clarkson joins Guardian drive for fossil fuel divestment

[VectraMan]

Clarkson admitted that, in his previous life, he was more likely to read the Methodist Recorder than the Guardian. “No disrespect,” he said, “but I’ve always thought the Guardian made the Vauxhall Vectra look quite classy.”

I thought for a minute he was suggesting the Vauxhall Vectra wasn't classy. But now I get it.

[pjclarke]

I reckon he should have offered the victim a couple of swings at his face and called it quits.

Clarkson offered producer a free punch at Hammond

[scooterscot]

Dat is sick innit! Top bantz Graun..

I reckon he should have offered the victim a couple of swings at his face and called it quits.

[pjclarke]

More than 1.5 million Britons signed an online petition calling for Clarkson to be reinstated and for a relaxation of the laws against assault in cases that could be demonstrated to involve banter.

One hundred and forty-odd thousand is a start,” he said. “But we’ve got to put some oomph under the bonnet of this campaign. I’ve got the thick end of five mill following me on Twitter. Think of the g-force if they all switched to giving a toss about the human race.”

Dat is sick innit! Top bantz Graun..

[SimonMac]

First thing I do on 1st April when reading a new article, look at the reports name

[FatLazyContractor]

Must admit I was into the first few paragraphs like

You, sir, are NCOTBAC

[Euler]

Must admit I was into the first few paragraphs like

Well you don't seem like the sharpest tool in the box, so that's to be expected.

[scooterscot]

They should at least make them believabe

Must admit I was into the first few paragraphs like

[Unix]

They should at least make them believabe

[scooterscot]

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