"TonyE - you were an occasional Woolpacker weren't you? "
Is that the dodgy horbble coloured pub in the middle of nowhere? I have driven past but never been in. Is it any good. It looks like it is the sort of place where the girls would be your mums age. I'm not paying good money to some ropey slapper who lifts her skirt to flash her jugs.
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Guest repliedTonyE - you were an occasional Woolpacker weren't you?
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Guest repliedthen there is the black horse, in EC1 London, £1 in the jar, all hands any toys, then just £10 for anything goes! :hat
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Guest repliedThere used to be one in Uxbridge. Thankfully it has closed down now and so will not be getting any of my cash. Shame they are not tax deductible.
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Guest repliedYes and it's very tiring I can tell you.
I wish those filthy pervs would keep their hands off the goods so to speak, but hey, it's a living.
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Guest repliedRe: Lap Dancing
I have frequented the Olde Northwood for the past 3-4 years and it was "cultural" on my very first visit (which is the one and only reason we decided to go there !!)
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Guest repliedRe: Lap Dancing
I used to live round the corner when it was the Iron Bridge/Clifton. A good few years ago mind. When did it become a 'cultural' pub? :bThe Olde Northwood
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Guest repliedRe: Lap Dancing
The Olde Northwood in Pinner, West London
Nothing to get in
Normal pub prices
Excellent pint of Guinness
£1 in the jar and a tenner for a "private" dance
The place has a couple a girls per evening (till 10pm), granted there is the odd rough looker but on the whole the place hosts a large number of gorgeous Brazillians (oo err missis)
These girls leave nothing to the imagination !
Highly recommended !
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Guest repliedRe: Lap Dancing
Try the free food in the Banana bar. get there early for the best seats
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Guest repliedRe: Lap Dancing
Any tips for Amsterdam, off on stag doo in a couple of weeks ?
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Guest repliedLap Dancing
The Jaguar Bar in Prague. £3 to get in.
£2 large beer.
Nice girls. Private dance £15
For afters go to Sex City (number 5 tram) £20 half hour anything goes.
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Guest repliedRe: my speciality
DCJ - tell us more. :rollin
(Apologies for the rollin)
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Guest repliedRe: my speciality
Your mum's left me in a sweat DCJ - get off the PC, she'll be back home soon. BTW if she's walking funny, don't worry - the pain in her backside will go eventually ...
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Guest repliedRe: my speciality
You keeping a record of all your wet dreams young David? Might need a bigger bedpost the rate your imagination is expanding.It all ends with another notch on the bedpost..
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Guest repliedRe: my speciality
DCJ, a 12 year-old lapdance expert!!!
PMSL @ DCJ!!!!!!!!
Best one I've heard all day!
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