When do I get my free lady?

[VectraMan]

£2K p.a. is still the going rate for COBOL.

[MarillionFan]

That picture would still work today. Most of you still dress like Stuart.

[BrilloPad]

Do you want a bag of sand a day - or £2k a year + mudskipper(not her most flattering photo - she is much younger than that)?

Cue Zeity telling us how you could buy the whole of Swansea for £2k back in his day...

[mudskipper]

I like the fact that if you want to apply for a job, you can reverse the charges. Perhaps we should try that one on dodgy.

[anonymouse]

Stuart is welcomed back, after the successful gender re-assignment..

Added "I thought I'd even up the male/female ratio. Please don't call me Stuart, it's now Sara"

[ZARDOZ]