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Trust me, it's just as boring if you do know them.Originally posted by Ramrod View PostAs this is a discussion forum, I'll stick my opinion in whether it's wanted or not.....
I realise that all forums thrive on "in jokes" but by christ this one is boring to those of us who don't really know the personalities/back stories behind the usernames.
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I'll never get tired of poking Mrs Monkey with my stickOriginally posted by Ramrod View PostAs this is a discussion forum, I'll stick my opinion in whether it's wanted or not.....
I realise that all forums thrive on "in jokes" but by christ this one is boring to those of us who don't really know the personalities/back stories behind the usernames.
I'm not for one minute suggesting a group hug love-in, but even poking monkeys with sticks gets tiresome after a while.
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Sir Isaac Newton told us why
An apple falls down from the sky
And from this fact, it's very plain,
All other objects do the same
A brick, a bolt, a bar, a cup,
Invariably fall down, not up
And every common working tool
Is governed by the self-same rule
So when you handle tools up there,
Let your watchword be, "Take Care!"
If at work, you drop a spanner,
It travels in a downward manner
At work, a fifth of accidents or more,
Illustrate old Newton's law
But one thing he forgot to add,
The damage won't be half as bad
If you are wearing proper clothes,
Especially on your head and toes
These hats and shoes are there to save
The wearer from an early grave
So best feet forward and take care
About the kind of shoes you wear
It's better to be sure, than dead,
So get a hat and keep your head
Don't think to go without is brave;
The effects of gravity can be grave.
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So have a word with your master, tell him to take his hand out of your rectum and retire you. One problem solved.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostRecently I've been getting some special attention from certain sock puppets.
To be clear I do not want this. I don't like it. It does piss me off.
However in previous cases I have flounced off. They win, I look like a bedwetter.
I was requested to stand my ground by several other posters. Yesterday I did this.
So the noise levels go up, and it stinks up the board and generally makes things less enjoyable for others.
But, and here's my point, this is not just Suity noise. This is cross talk. So before you go sticking me on ignores, and rolling your eyes and going "blimey it's off again" spare a thought for the other side of the tennis match that regularly troll on here and get away with it scott free.
That is all.
Suity
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As this is a discussion forum, I'll stick my opinion in whether it's wanted or not.....
I realise that all forums thrive on "in jokes" but by christ this one is boring to those of us who don't really know the personalities/back stories behind the usernames.
I'm not for one minute suggesting a group hug love-in, but even poking monkeys with sticks gets tiresome after a while.
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A different perspective
Recently I've been getting some special attention from certain sock puppets.
To be clear I do not want this. I don't like it. It does piss me off.
However in previous cases I have flounced off. They win, I look like a bedwetter.
I was requested to stand my ground by several other posters. Yesterday I did this.
So the noise levels go up, and it stinks up the board and generally makes things less enjoyable for others.
But, and here's my point, this is not just Suity noise. This is cross talk. So before you go sticking me on ignores, and rolling your eyes and going "blimey it's off again" spare a thought for the other side of the tennis match that regularly troll on here and get away with it scott free.
That is all.
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