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  • BoredBloke
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    We had a pet rabbit which lived in the house. Eventually it got out to play with all the local little boy rabbits and did what rabbits do. On our street you could often see it going up and down with a long trail of little rabbits. However, over time the line of little rabbits would reduce as the local cats took their toll, only for it to disappear and be recreated by a new batch. Eventually it killed. They squeak when you kick them you know!

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  • Andyw
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    Originally posted by Troll
    On the subject of absent pets....Young Trolls pet wabbit went AWOL over the weekend... preparing for the worst but hoping for the best - can rabbits find their way home?

    Not if you live in ChinaTown !

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  • Troll
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    On the subject of absent pets....Young Trolls pet wabbit went AWOL over the weekend... preparing for the worst but hoping for the best - can rabbits find their way home?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    You can get high enough on toad licking
    If you lick toads then you are already high.

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  • Andyw
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    You can get high enough on toad licking for anything you want to appear, if a prince is what does it for you, thats fine by me Andyw.....

    WTF are you on about ! ? where does it say I want a prince !!?? stupid !

    You are clearly delireous and jetlagged after your journey to work !

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  • Ardesco
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    You can get high enough on toad licking for anything you want to appear, if a prince is what does it for you, thats fine by me Andyw.....

    (They think that the hallucenations caused by licking toads is how that story came about in the first place, some little princess got high on toad excretions and imagined that it turned into a prince....)

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  • Andyw
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    Originally posted by AtW
    You are supposed to kiss them... apparently....

    Why ? do you want a prince to appear ?

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  • AtW
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    You are supposed to kiss them... apparently....

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  • Andyw
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    You;re supposed to lick them not eat them !

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Depressing news...

    Depressing news...

    My Toad is deceased... he/she is an ex toad...

    He/she has fallen off the perch (do Toads have perches?).

    Something has eaten him/her & left the remains on my path.

    How sad.

    I am inconsolable.

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