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FatLazyContractor replied

14 January 2015, 15:48
Originally posted by zeitghost

Well there's 3 ways of being castrated, tool, nuts, and tool & nuts.

The very worst in terms of frustration is having just your tool chopped off.

At least if you have your nuts chopped off the desires rapidly depart.

Whereas, if they just chop off your tool.

Your authority and command in this topic speaks volumes about ...
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FatLazyContractor replied

14 January 2015, 15:39
Originally posted by GlenW View Post

Unpleasant? There must be a better word than that, I once caught mine in my zip and that was fecking agony!

Talking of going commando ...
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GlenW replied

14 January 2015, 15:38
Originally posted by zeitghost

It used to be used as a particularly unpleasant sort of torture.

Unpleasant? There must be a better word than that, I once caught mine in my zip and that was fecking agony!
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FatLazyContractor replied

14 January 2015, 15:27
The analysts are out there.

Severing the penis without removing the testicles is said to cause intense sexual frustration, since all urges and sex drive come from the testicles and, short of a penis, the unfortunate chap in question has no way to satisfy them.

Everyday activities such as riding a bike - or other tasks that put undue pressure on the crotch area - are said to persist long after surgery or even, eye-wateringly, permanently in some cases.
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OwlHoot replied

14 January 2015, 13:41
Talking about bobbiting, anyone seen Moebius (2013) yet?

I bought the DVD a month or so ago, but haven't got round to watching it yet.
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FatLazyContractor replied

14 January 2015, 12:44
Originally posted by GlenW View Post

I believe the technical term for this act is to bobbitt. So this man has been bi-bobbitted.

Careful GlenW. Don't lose your attention when you drive through Cullingworth to pick your kids up.

Even if you do, dont get caught!
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GlenW replied

14 January 2015, 12:32
I believe the technical term for this act is to bobbitt. So this man has been bi-bobbitted.
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FatLazyContractor started a topic Grow a second one ...

14 January 2015, 12:25
Grow a second one ...

... when it is chopped off twice!

Man in China recovering in hospital after wife chopped off his penis - Telegraph

He was taken to hospital and emergency surgery was performed - but the wife returned to the hospital and cut it off for a second time, reportedly throwing it out of the window where it was lost.
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