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Sex in a Maserati?!?!
That risks damp lady leather coming into contact with real leather. Not happening in my car.
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Originally posted by GlenW View PostChoose my next car with my heart, Maserati, not my head, Range Rover.
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Originally posted by GlenW View PostNo, couple of years old, initial depreciation is suicide inducing.
- Chassis Corrosion (generic issue with Maseratis)
- Make sure the previous owner had cleaned up after sex inside. The car is seriously big and luxurious inside
- Sounds like a daft idea for a 2 year old car, get it checked for how many horses it lost in 2 yrs!
- Suspension in all modes of drive. Better to compare a few Maseratis.
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Originally posted by GlenW View PostYou think?
The Quatroporte is sex on wheels with four/five seats, 4.2 V8, superb inside and makes a noise like all the best bits from the old testament [Thanks Mr Clarkson for the last bit].
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostGlenW - Your heart sounds a bit fcuked up to me!
The Quatroporte is sex on wheels with four/five seats, 4.2 V8, superb inside and makes a noise like all the best bits from the old testament [Thanks Mr Clarkson for the last bit].
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Originally posted by GlenW View PostChoose my next car with my heart, Maserati, not my head, Range Rover.
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Choose my next car with my heart, Maserati, not my head, Range Rover.
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I am still toying with them. I am thinking of setting the yearly targets:
Sub 10 minute time for 100 burpees.
10 full range ab wheel rolls
100 pressups without stopping
A single handed pressup
10 full range hand stand pressups
20 dips
20 pullups
Maybe a single handed chinup but am not sure whether to leave that for 2016.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYou are MF and I claim my five free shell suits made from old parachutes.
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDowngrade from:
- BMI of 45 to 35
- Bespoke tailoring to Readymade stuff
- Range rover to VW CC or any other car that fits me(after I get "there"!)
- More suity worship
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Downgrade from:
- BMI of 45 to 35
- Bespoke tailoring to Readymade stuff
- Range rover to VW CC or any other car that fits me(after I get "there"!)
- More suity worship
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