Reply to: New Year's Resolutions

[FatLazyContractor]

No, I did have 2.5 TDI a lot of years ago, would get a 4.4 TDV8 if I chicken out of the Maserati.

Better idea! I've had my eyes on the 4.4 models for a while now, though I settled for Sport 3.0 as I found it easier to get into and out

[GlenW]

Do you already own one? If you do, which model?

No, I did have 2.5 TDI a lot of years ago, would get a 4.4 TDV8 if I chicken out of the Maserati.

[FatLazyContractor]

Sex in a Maserati?!?!
That risks damp lady leather coming into contact with real leather. Not happening in my car.

This might help before the purchase

[GlenW]

Sex in a Maserati?!?!
That risks damp lady leather coming into contact with real leather. Not happening in my car.

[FatLazyContractor]

Choose my next car with my heart, Maserati, not my head, Range Rover.

Do you already own one? If you do, which model?

[FatLazyContractor]

No, couple of years old, initial depreciation is suicide inducing.

Good luck with a few known issues on the four door Ferrari

- Chassis Corrosion (generic issue with Maseratis)
- Make sure the previous owner had cleaned up after sex inside. The car is seriously big and luxurious inside
- Sounds like a daft idea for a 2 year old car, get it checked for how many horses it lost in 2 yrs!
- Suspension in all modes of drive. Better to compare a few Maseratis.

[GlenW]

Before I say anything more, are you planning to buy a new-from-the-factory car?

No, couple of years old, initial depreciation is suicide inducing.

[FatLazyContractor]

You think?

The Quatroporte is sex on wheels with four/five seats, 4.2 V8, superb inside and makes a noise like all the best bits from the old testament [Thanks Mr Clarkson for the last bit].

Before I say anything more, are you planning to buy a new-from-the-factory car?

[GlenW]

GlenW - Your heart sounds a bit fcuked up to me!

You think?

The Quatroporte is sex on wheels with four/five seats, 4.2 V8, superb inside and makes a noise like all the best bits from the old testament [Thanks Mr Clarkson for the last bit].

[FatLazyContractor]

Choose my next car with my heart, Maserati, not my head, Range Rover.

GlenW - Your heart sounds a bit fcuked up to me!

[GlenW]

Choose my next car with my heart, Maserati, not my head, Range Rover.

[MyUserName]

I am still toying with them. I am thinking of setting the yearly targets:

Sub 10 minute time for 100 burpees.
10 full range ab wheel rolls
100 pressups without stopping
A single handed pressup
10 full range hand stand pressups
20 dips
20 pullups
Maybe a single handed chinup but am not sure whether to leave that for 2016.

[FatLazyContractor]

You are MF and I claim my five free shell suits made from old parachutes.

Suity - Are you cut out to ...

[suityou01]

Downgrade from:
- BMI of 45 to 35
- Bespoke tailoring to Readymade stuff
- Range rover to VW CC or any other car that fits me(after I get "there"!)
- More suity worship

You are MF and I claim my five free shell suits made from old parachutes.

[FatLazyContractor]

Downgrade from:
- BMI of 45 to 35
- Bespoke tailoring to Readymade stuff
- Range rover to VW CC or any other car that fits me(after I get "there"!)
- More suity worship