Why was Hitler a humanist?

Where's Fiddle and his Photoshop software when you need him?

Rumour has it that Fiddly has now turned into a gibbering wreck after trying to put together his latest installment of "Threaded, the incredible bulltulipting man!" - Cycling Edition...

I think there was more chance that Hitler was a member of the Human League than a Humanist.

Maybe he WAS in The Human League. Bung a moustache on Phil Oakley and they're very similar. Same side parting, etc. etc.

Where's Fiddle and his Photoshop software when you need him?

Why was Hitler a humanist?

erm..... 'coz he said he was, innit?

Which all goes to prove that the Devil has all the best uniforms as well as all the best songs...

Haven't you guys been paying any attention to Chico? He was a humanist because he said he was. Therefore all non-Christians are Nazis.

Or something.

As a registered historian I can can confirm that Herr Hitler had two balls, any suggestion to the contrary is a lie. His chief propogandist was a guy called Gobbles, maybe he gobbled one off later in herr hitlers career, but in the early boom years there was a definate testcular duality.

I think

:rolleyes

No no no, no!

hitler

he was a humanist since he drew a list of the british establishment to get rid of.

It would explain why he couldn't grow a proper moustache as well ....

Is that why people say he only had one ball? The sex-change doctor ran out of artificial balls during the op?

Hmmm - It's all beginning to make sense ...

He was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true.

I think there was more chance that Hitler was a member of the Human League than a Humanist.

But then, that's just an educated guess without the Good Book to back me up.

I've been racking my brains on this one and still don't get it
It's a real puzzler...:lol