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Previously on "Baby BP continues in his current God seeking/defining quest"
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBaby BP continues in his current God seeking/defining quest. Today in the car he told God that just because we couldn't see him was no reason for him not to wear a seat-belt. "It's for your own safety God". I feel sure that God, had we been able to see him, would have looked suitably sheepish.
In the old days you've been chemically castrated and thrown in the asylum.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHe's had a better offer.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
Will you be gracing us with you presence on Friday?
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Originally posted by administrator View PostYou can't class yourself as a child and no you can't have a big mac for "Fifi" as well as the one for you.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAt what age is it no longer acceptable for a child to have an imaginary friend?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAt what age is it no longer acceptable for a child to have an imaginary friend?
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At what age is it no longer acceptable for a child to have an imaginary friend?
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ms#3 went to church with his granny when he was a wee lad.
"Granny, does God live in your church?"
"Yes, sort of"
"I thought so - I saw a cooker out the back."
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