Reply to: Baby BP continues in his current God seeking/defining quest

[suityou01]

Oh yeah, right you are.

[BrilloPad]

Jeez you procreated?

In the old days you've been chemically castrated and thrown in the asylum.

Are you confusing me with Pondlife?

[suityou01]

Baby BP continues in his current God seeking/defining quest. Today in the car he told God that just because we couldn't see him was no reason for him not to wear a seat-belt. "It's for your own safety God". I feel sure that God, had we been able to see him, would have looked suitably sheepish.

Jeez you procreated?

In the old days you've been chemically castrated and thrown in the asylum.

[MarillionFan]

He's had a better offer.

He's watching some paint dry.

[mudskipper]

Will you be gracing us with you presence on Friday?

He's had a better offer.

[mudskipper]

You can't class yourself as a child and no you can't have a big mac for "Fifi" as well as the one for you.

But Fifi likes bigmacs.

[SimonMac]

You can't class yourself as a child and no you can't have a big mac for "Fifi" as well as the one for you.

Will you be gracing us with you presence on Friday?

[administrator]

At what age is it no longer acceptable for a child to have an imaginary friend?

You can't class yourself as a child and no you can't have a big mac for "Fifi" as well as the one for you.

[MarillionFan]

At what age is it no longer acceptable for a child to have an imaginary friend?

When they become leader of the Labour Party.

[SimonMac]

At what age is it no longer acceptable for a child to have an imaginary friend?

[mudskipper]

ms#3 went to church with his granny when he was a wee lad.

"Granny, does God live in your church?"

"Yes, sort of"

"I thought so - I saw a cooker out the back."

[MarillionFan]

Ill have a pint of what Brillos had.

[Platypus]

God - avoid if you'd like a balanced child

[original PM]

Vasectomy.

To late son

[BrilloPad]

I'll have what you're having

Vasectomy.