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Previously on "Baby BP continues in his current God seeking/defining quest"

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  • suityou01
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    Oh yeah, right you are.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Jeez you procreated?

    In the old days you've been chemically castrated and thrown in the asylum.
    Are you confusing me with Pondlife?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Baby BP continues in his current God seeking/defining quest. Today in the car he told God that just because we couldn't see him was no reason for him not to wear a seat-belt. "It's for your own safety God". I feel sure that God, had we been able to see him, would have looked suitably sheepish.
    Jeez you procreated?

    In the old days you've been chemically castrated and thrown in the asylum.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    He's had a better offer.
    He's watching some paint dry.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post


    Will you be gracing us with you presence on Friday?
    He's had a better offer.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    You can't class yourself as a child and no you can't have a big mac for "Fifi" as well as the one for you.
    But Fifi likes bigmacs.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    You can't class yourself as a child and no you can't have a big mac for "Fifi" as well as the one for you.


    Will you be gracing us with you presence on Friday?

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    At what age is it no longer acceptable for a child to have an imaginary friend?
    You can't class yourself as a child and no you can't have a big mac for "Fifi" as well as the one for you.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    At what age is it no longer acceptable for a child to have an imaginary friend?
    When they become leader of the Labour Party.

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  • SimonMac
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    At what age is it no longer acceptable for a child to have an imaginary friend?

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  • mudskipper
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    ms#3 went to church with his granny when he was a wee lad.

    "Granny, does God live in your church?"

    "Yes, sort of"

    "I thought so - I saw a cooker out the back."

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  • MarillionFan
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    Ill have a pint of what Brillos had.

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  • Platypus
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    God - avoid if you'd like a balanced child

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Vasectomy.
    To late son

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    I'll have what you're having
    Vasectomy.

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