Poetry

[JoeyD]

There was a young man from Aberystwyth...............

Who took out a girl to play whist with.
When she trumped his last trick,
He whipped out his dick,
And played hell with the hole that she pissed with.

[DannyF1966]

I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps 'em on the knife!

[JoeyD]

There was a young man from Aberystwyth...............

[JRCT]

Jonathan Jo has a mouth like an O
And a wheelbarrow full of surprises
If you ask for a bat
Or something like that
He has it, whatever the size is.

[GlenW]

You will never find hairs on a duck egg.
You will always find hairs on an ape.
It's only the hairs on a gooseberry,
that stop it from being a grape.

[minestrone]

Who reads that tulip?