Russian Spammers!

[CaribbeanPirate]

I wasn't mug enough to run it through babelfish because I thought it was something like that.

[_V_]

I keep getting this one:

Меня зовут Алекс. Я - подрядчик IT, и я работаю в Англии. Я - гомосексуалист, и я - хороший взгляд, и я имею усы. Я хочу жениться на англичанине.

Me they call Aleks. 4 - contractor IT, and I work in England. 4 - homosexual, and 4 - good view, and I have whiskers. I want to be married the Englishman.

[wc2]

I'm sure threaded would be able to translate.

As long as he was paid in puncher repair kits

[chock]

I'm sure threaded would be able to translate.

[Paddy]

I keep getting this one:

Меня зовут Алекс. Я - подрядчик IT, и я работаю в Англии. Я - гомосексуалист, и я - хороший взгляд, и я имею усы. Я хочу жениться на англичанине.

[DimPrawn]

Only for the recipients of this distribution of reduction from 30% to IP- traffic from 10 gigas-byte it is above!!! The international telekommuniktsionnaya company WideXs proposes the large volumes of traffic on the most advantageous prices. If your business is necessary much, this proposal for you - for those, who know how to count!

Training of negotiations "administration of thoughts and emotions of collocutor" Cost of the participation: 12 000r. (in such cases clearing payment) who the participants: leaders and owners of enterprises not are more than 10 people Time of the conducting: 19-21 September (W, sr, Cht) from 16:00 to 20:00 place of the conducting: the center of Moscow, region m. mayakovskaya

HTH

[bogeyman]

What does this mean

Rough translation:

Hi!

My name's Alexei and I'm inviting you to invest in my Miracle SKA product!

YES! You Mr CaribbeanPirate are one of a select few (million) that I am emailing with this extraordinary, once-in-a-lifetime offer!

...etc

[Andyw]

It says Football club for sale 100 million secures....

[CaribbeanPirate]

An idiot we had working on the website a couple of years ago managed to get my name on the spamming list of some russians. I've managed to filter most of them out but for the last couple of weeks more are creeping through.

What does this mean

Только для получателей этой рассылки скидки от 30% на IP-трафик от 10 гигабайт и выше!!!
Международная телекоммуникционная компания WideXs предлагает большие объемы трафика по самым выгодным ценам.
Если вашему бизнесу нужно много, это предложение для вас - для тех, кто умеет считать!

And this

Тренинг переговоров "Управление мыслями и эмоциями собеседника"

Стоимость участия: 12 000р. (в т.ч. безналичная оплата)
Кто участники: руководители и владельцы предприятий не более 10 человек

Время проведения: 19-21 сентября (Вт, Ср, Чт) с 16:00 до 20:00
Место проведения: центр Москвы, район м. Маяковская

Mail-order brides, nuclear weapons, I haven't a clue what they are trying to sell me. What make them think that anyone outside Russia would understand them. This has got to be the most stupid spam.